Things that go bump in the night don't tend to call ahead, and this
one brought along a crash, bang, and shriek. All four sounds decided to
visit a mostly unremarkable home in some sort of typical place and,
through diligent auditory cooperation, violently woke its owners.
Rikki & Vikki were just about to nod off, but now they were quite startled
and nervous. Both leapt out of bed and dashed towards the den to
investigate the sudden disruption. The owner of the first three noises
was revealed to be a dragon in a cheap suit. He'd let himself in through
a sizeable hole in the floor nobody remembered installing. The shriek was
contributed by Rikki & Vikki's children, who were now imprisoned inside
two uncomfortable-looking bubbles.
...exclaimed the cheap suit.
"I'm the Misery Dragon, demon lord of inconvenience - and
YOU just won an exclusive invitation to my secret base at the center of
the earth!"
"Attendance is highly recommended if you ever want to see your
disgusting kids again."
"Now if you'll excuse me, I've got more entropy
to distribute."
Misery turned and leapt back to the depths of his underworld, both
children in tow. A sharp "Catch you later, suckers!"
echoed up from its caves, and the evening returned to silence just as
quickly as it had left.
Now it's up to you to accept Misery's offer and safely retrieve the
kinder. But it won't be easy.
The six caverns of "Misery Land" are treacherous.
Each one is packed with dangerous traps and tough guardians. You'll
have to think fast and stay light on your feet if you're going to
outfox Misery the Inconvenient. Why not go together and figure out if
two heads really are better than one?
Take on the challenge alone or with a friend.
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